Tuesday 2 August 2011

#1

All my life I've dreamed of being the best in the world at something. Now I've done it! I have just been informed that this page on my blog ranks #1 on Google for searches for the phrase "Amtrak bagel" (without the quotation marks). This is proof that you can achieve anything if you really put your mind to it. I would like to thank my parents, without whom this would not have been possible. And god.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did they tell you how many people had actually searched for Amtrak bagel?

Walking fool said...

You're just jealous.

Stephanie said...

I just googled amtrak bagel and yes - your blog came up first!

Anonymous said...

That makes two of us. Three, if Matthew checked too.

Walking fool said...

Who's Matthew?

Anonymous said...

Try to Google: amtrak bagel matthew

Walking fool said...

It seems I'm also the top result for searches for "bayran sunglasses". The world is my oyster!

Anonymous said...

and also your bagel
Grant

Walking fool said...

Here's another one: "Rambling of a young fool blogspot" (someone actually just got directed to my blog using those very words).